Wife: "I look fat. Are you able to offer ME a
compliment?"
Husband: "You have good visual sense."
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat lady dance on a table. He
walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and
replies, "You very suppose so?" the person says, "Oh definitely!
Most tables would have folded by currently."
Your mom is thus fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting
before of you is obstructing your read, strive adopting Associate in Nursing
irritating cough, or kicking your feet underneath their seat. Nasty, wet
sneezes down the rear of their neck also are effective in persuading them to
appear elsewhere for a seat.
How to be insulting once giving directions: purpose with
four fingers once they raise.
